ICP is Miraculous

These days, the refined gentleman of Insane Clown Posse (yes, they still do exist) have turned their makeup-laden faces out towards the sky and the earth and realized "there's magic everywhere in this bitch." While there are many aspects of our universe the duo take note of in their new song "Miracles," perhaps the phenomenon they find most mystifying is magnetism, noting:

Water, fire, air, dirt

Fucking magnets - how do they work?

I, for one, am with ICP on this one. While regular magnets have long since been explained by science - of which explanations can be found on Wikipedia, HowStuffWorks.com, and even HowMagnetsWork.com - fucking magnets (and we're talking the verb "fucking" here) have received little to no attention. I would like to know how copulating magnets work: Do they have mating patterns? Do they care for their young? Are there male and female magnets? Can...can they mate with humans?

One thing is for sure, however: we can't trust those damned scientists to help us figure this out - and ICP agrees with me, singing:

I don't want to talk to a scientist

Ya'll motherfuckers lying and gettin' me pissed.

Hear, hear!